College Men Kuchh Madam Aisi Hoti Hain Ki Pata Hi Nahin Chalta Ki Ye... . . . . . . . . College Ki Faculty Hai Ya Facility!
Madam: Pathan Batao Jamin Aur Chand Ka Aapas Men Kya Rishta Hain! Pathan : Bhai Bahan Ka! Madam: Vo Kaise! Pathan : Kyonki Log Chand Ko Mamu Aur Jamin Ko Maa Kahte Hai!
Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Pappu: Papa Aapko Pata Hai Meri Madam Kitni Sundar Hai! Santa: Beta Madam 'Maa' Ke Barabar Hoti Hai! Pappu: Aap To Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Men Rahate Ho!
Adhyapika: Ek Din Aisa Aayega Jab Prithvi Par Pani Nahin Rahega Sabhi Jiv Jantu Mar Jaayenge Aur Prithvi Tabah Ho Jayegi! Pappu: Madam Ji Us Din Tiusan Padhne Aana Hai Kya?